Saturday, August 29, 2009

Yesterday's Colonoscopy--a poem, pictures included



yesterday a camera entered me
yes, i had a colonoscopy
cuz ever since chemotherapy

began so did its cousin:
constipation.
and with that came and went

blood on t.p.
o chemo, o chemotherapy
so i told my g.p.

(finally)
and this is what he said to me:
go downstairs and see

the gastro dude
and make sure that you doesn't be rude
cuz soon he's gonna stick somethin' some see as lewd:



he's gonna lube ya
but of course you'll
be on anesthesia

and i was
but i wasn't
asleep so i just

watched the live show on the tv
that was placed right in front of the dr. and me
and i want thee

to know
that the show
was worth going

to: it got 5 stars
my colon did, after that jar
of colon cleansing the night before

that all i can
compare is to damn,
i gotta run.

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